Redneck

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.' if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.' if: You bow your head when someone prays. if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have. if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to. if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. if: You respect your elders, and raised your kids to do the same. You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend. I’m glad I still are one of those. God Bless the USA !

Editors’ Note: Reverend Robert Lewis (Bob) is our State Council Chaplain and is Founding President of David L. Woodburn Chapter 978, VVA. Bob is a retired Protestant Pastor. He can be contacted at